This is not me. But it is what Squarespace thinks I look like.
FIVE THINGS YOU SHOULD know About RobERT GEORGE…
1. For the past 12+ years, I’ve led and executed industry-defining 360° campaigns across TV, digital, social, and out-of-home—meeting audiences wherever they are. As a creative , I thrive on shaping big ideas, building brand narratives, and pushing work that breaks through. I’m passionate about culture, food, and technology, and I bring that passion into everything I create.
2. I don't have a uvula. This means that food sometimes goes up my nose via my mouth. One time an entire Sweedish Fish came out my nose. Honest. Learn about uvulas here. Be grateful for your uvula.
3. Eating candy (Skittles, Starbursts, various candy bars, etc.) gives me "hot flashes." They make my head/face sweat.
4. I own a mounted jackalope. Should I produce offspring, this jackalope will be passed down to him or her. I would like them to continue the tradition of handing down the jackalope to the next generation, but I'm pretty sure the world will end by the time my grandchild should be getting a turn. All good things must come to an end, I guess.
5. I go by all iterations of the name Robert with the exception of Bob. Bob George just doesn't do it for me. It sounds more like a command; i.e. “Bob, George! Bob!” But you can still call me Bob if you really really really want to.